On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A dry, brown Christmas tree.
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
2 bras and a dry brown Christmas tree.
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
3 crying babies, 2 bras and a dry brown Christmas tree.
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 credit cards, 3 crying babies, 2 bras,
And a dry brown Christmas tree.
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
5 EXTRA POUNDS, 4 credit cards, 3 crying babies, 2 bras
And a dry brown Christmas tree.
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
6 crazy in-laws, 5 EXTRA POUNDS, 4 credit cards, 3 crying babies,
2 bras and a dry brown Christmas tree.
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 Christmas parties, 6 crazy in-laws, 5 EXTRA POUNDS, 4 credit cards,
3 crying babies, 2 bras and a dry brown Christmas tree.
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
8 bags a missing, 7 Christmas parties, 6 crazy in-laws,
5 EXTRA POUNDS, 4 credit cards, 3 crying babies, 2 bras
And a dry brown Christmas tree.
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
9 broken presents, 8 bags a missing, 7 Christmas parties,
6 crazy in-laws, 5 EXTRA POUNDS, 4 credit cards,
3 crying babies, 2 bras and a dry brown Christmas tree.
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
10 cars a honking, 9 broken presents, 8 bags a missing,
7 Christmas parties, 6 crazy in-laws, 5 EXTRA POUNDS,
4 credit cards, 3 crying babies, 2 bras
And a dry brown Christmas tree.
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
11 shoppers fighting, 10 cars a honking, 9 broken presents,
8 bags a missing, 7 Christmas parties, 6 crazy in-laws,
5 EXTRA POUNDS, 4 credit cards, 3 crying babies, 2 bras
And a dry brown Christmas tree.
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 chocolate cookies, 11 shoppers fighting, 10 cars a honking,
9 broken presents, 8 bags a missing, 7 Christmas parties,
6 crazy in-laws, 5 EXTRA POUNDS, 4 credit cards, 3 crying babies,
2 bras, and a dry brown Christmas tree.
